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Chatty Cathy

NameCreated onCreated byOriginal textMugshotOriginal card
Cerebrax2026-05-10clacktron

You may only ever move 1 space at a time. Each turn, you may choose to either move or control another player.

If you choose control, roll again. If you roll a 5 or higher, the player of your choice is under your control… Then:

YOU PLAY AS THEM.

YOU WIN AS THEM.

…The player under control must roll a 6 to break control.

Cerebrax - Original Card
Chatty Cathy2026-04-08clacktron

If you land on another character's space or them on yours, you are both stuck (chatting). The other players can only move again by rolling a 6.

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Chatty Cathy - Original Card
Donkey Kong2026-06-07qynn

Instead of moving by the amount of my roll I can choose to collect and dispatch as many banana peels 🍌 (slippery). When another athlete lands on it, they must skip their next turn.

Donkey Kong - Original Card
Ghostly Gary2026-06-07clacktron

Moves only 1 space at a time by default. When within 1 space of another player, you can roll for success to scare them (1-3 = fail, 4-6 = success!).

Each successful scare adds 1 to your movement. Every 4 turns with no successful scares: -1 to movement (minimum 1 movement).

Ghostly Gary - Original Card
I Like Buffet For The Choice2026-05-19ben

3 dice

Advance the smallest die

I Like Buffet For THe Choice - Original Card
Kirby2026-06-07clacktron

Moves normally while not copying.

To copy: if you are within 2 spaces of another player, you may inhale them to copy their power. This consumes 1 turn. You can do anything they can for the next 2 turns, then you turn back to normal.

Kirby - Original Card
Necromancer2026-06-07maeve

You have players - 1 skeletons. They have turns like normal players. If one of them wins, you win.

* Necromancer doesn't race themself

Necromancer - Original Card
Shrek2026-05-10maeve

If someone is in your swamp, requests onions from them. Add the number of onions to your roll. (Swamp is 2 spaces front or back of you)

Else, you may sing All-Star and match it to the song playing. If another player likes your performance, add 1 to your roll.

Shrek - Original Card
Summoner2026-06-07qynn

When I roll a 6, I can summon* another sthlete from the grave and choose whether I want to adopt its characteristics or not. I may accumulate as many athlete powers as I roll sixes.

Good luck, our future depends on me.

(* Picked at random)

Summoner - Original Card
The Accountant2026-05-10qynn

I must always keep track of every die rolled (by others) since my last turn. On my next turn I move by the total amount x N (without moving myself).

I like exact numbers: to win I must land exactly on the END square. If I get more, I overflow through start! (end = start) Every time I loop over I increment N by 1. Each time another player makes a math mistake I can roll and move by the amount!

Original Card
The Bragger2026-06-07qynn

I start the race way too hard: my first 3 rolls get doubled! Then I get tired as fuck and my next three rolls are divided in half (/2). After that I collapse and slow down everyone that trips on my body! They must skip their next turn and continue from my space.

The Bragger - Original Card
The Briber2026-05-10qynn

You start with $4000 in your pocket. When it's your turn, you may bribe others by trading up to $100 (x 6 - x) – Where x is the score you rolled – against 1 extra point per $100. When other players land on a numbered square, they may exchange their money for additional moves (at the same rate of 1square / $100).

Don't be so greedy!!

The Briber - Original Card
The Procrastinator2026-04-08clacktron

You move only 1 square at a time… UNTIL the following condition:

Once there is at least 1 player within 4 spaces from the finish line. This is your looming deadline! At this point multiply your rolls by 1 + the number of players within 4 spaces from the finish. GET IT DONE HOLY SHIT GO GO GO HURRY UP FUUUUCK.

The Procrastinator - Original Card
The Referee2026-05-10qynn

Every time someone argues about a rule I can start a timer and move by the amount of seconds % 10 the argument lasted for. Once the argument has settled I can change the outcome of the settlement. I cannot alter a decision made on a conversation I was myself involved in but I can argue as much as I want off the clock.

Original Card
The Road Rager2026-04-08clacktron

If anyone passes you (cuts you off), you instantly pull one space ahead of them. They may only pass you by rolling a 3 or higher (in this case your road rage does not take effect)

The Road Rager - Original Card
Tornado2026-06-07maeve

If someone is 1 space behind, ahead or on you, scatter them.

Scatter!:

1-3-5: behind 2-4-6: 1/2 ahead

* Use a die [?] us

* On ur turn –> before moving

Tornado - Original Card
Tortoise2026-05-10clacktron

You go fast.

Real fast.

Every roll is a 6.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tortoise - Original Card
Tsunami2026-06-07maeve

Ride the wave dude!!!

If someone passes on you, roll a die. You both move for that amount. Then if other players are in the way, they come with you.

Tsunami - Original Card
Volcano2026-06-07maeve

You are leaking lava :(

Other players cannot land in the 2 spaces ahead or behind you.

Move them 1 space out of the way [?] you [?] near them.

Volcano - Original Card
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Rules and Abilities

Original Card

If you land on another character's space, or them on yours, you are both stuck (chatting).

The other player can only move again by rolling a 6.

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