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⇐ Athletes
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| # | Page | Name | Created on | Created by | Original text | Mugshot | Original card |
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| 1 | Cerebrax | Cerebrax | 2026-05-10 | clacktron |
You may only ever move 1 space at a time. Each turn, you may choose to either move or control another player. If you choose control, roll again. If you roll a 5 or higher, the player of your choice is under your control… Then: YOU PLAY AS THEM. YOU WIN AS THEM. …The player under control must roll a 6 to break control. | ![]() |
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| 2 | Chatty Cathy | Chatty Cathy | 2026-04-08 | clacktron |
If you land on another character's space or them on yours, you are both stuck (chatting). The other players can only move again by rolling a 6. Blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah-blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah-blah, blah blah blah blah. Blah blah, blah blah blah-blah blah, blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah… | ![]() |
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| 3 | Donkey Kong | Donkey Kong | 2026-06-07 | qynn |
Instead of moving by the amount of my roll I can choose to collect and dispatch as many banana peels 🍌 (slippery). When another athlete lands on it, they must skip their next turn. | ![]() |
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| 4 | Ghostly Gary | Ghostly Gary | 2026-06-07 | clacktron |
Moves only 1 space at a time by default. When within 1 space of another player, you can roll for success to scare them (1-3 = fail, 4-6 = success!). Each successful scare adds 1 to your movement. Every 4 turns with no successful scares: -1 to movement (minimum 1 movement). | ![]() |
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| 5 | I Like Buffet For The Choice | I Like Buffet For The Choice | 2026-05-19 | ben |
3 dice Advance the smallest die | ![]() |
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| 6 | Kirby | Kirby | 2026-06-07 | clacktron |
Moves normally while not copying. To copy: if you are within 2 spaces of another player, you may inhale them to copy their power. This consumes 1 turn. You can do anything they can for the next 2 turns, then you turn back to normal. | ![]() |
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| 7 | Necromancer | Necromancer | 2026-06-07 | maeve |
You have players - 1 skeletons. They have turns like normal players. If one of them wins, you win. * Necromancer doesn't race themself | ![]() |
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| 8 | Shrek | Shrek | 2026-05-10 | maeve |
If someone is in your swamp, requests onions from them. Add the number of onions to your roll. (Swamp is 2 spaces front or back of you) Else, you may sing All-Star and match it to the song playing. If another player likes your performance, add 1 to your roll. | ![]() |
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| 9 | Summoner | Summoner | 2026-06-07 | qynn |
When I roll a 6, I can summon* another sthlete from the grave and choose whether I want to adopt its characteristics or not. I may accumulate as many athlete powers as I roll sixes. Good luck, our future depends on me. (* Picked at random) | ![]() |
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| 10 | The Accountant | The Accountant | 2026-05-10 | qynn |
I must always keep track of every die rolled (by others) since my last turn. On my next turn I move by the total amount x N (without moving myself). I like exact numbers: to win I must land exactly on the END square. If I get more, I overflow through start! (end = start) Every time I loop over I increment N by 1. Each time another player makes a math mistake I can roll and move by the amount! | ![]() |
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| 11 | The Bragger | The Bragger | 2026-06-07 | qynn |
I start the race way too hard: my first 3 rolls get doubled! Then I get tired as fuck and my next three rolls are divided in half (/2). After that I collapse and slow down everyone that trips on my body! They must skip their next turn and continue from my space. | ![]() |
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| 12 | The Briber | The Briber | 2026-05-10 | qynn |
You start with $4000 in your pocket. When it's your turn, you may bribe others by trading up to $100 (x 6 - x) – Where x is the score you rolled – against 1 extra point per $100. When other players land on a numbered square, they may exchange their money for additional moves (at the same rate of 1square / $100). Don't be so greedy!! | ![]() |
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| 13 | The Procrastinator | The Procrastinator | 2026-04-08 | clacktron |
You move only 1 square at a time… UNTIL the following condition: Once there is at least 1 player within 4 spaces from the finish line. This is your looming deadline! At this point multiply your rolls by 1 + the number of players within 4 spaces from the finish. GET IT DONE HOLY SHIT GO GO GO HURRY UP FUUUUCK. | ![]() |
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| 14 | The Referee | The Referee | 2026-05-10 | qynn |
Every time someone argues about a rule I can start a timer and move by the amount of seconds % 10 the argument lasted for. Once the argument has settled I can change the outcome of the settlement. I cannot alter a decision made on a conversation I was myself involved in but I can argue as much as I want off the clock. | ![]() | ![]() |
| 15 | The Road Rager | The Road Rager | 2026-04-08 | clacktron |
If anyone passes you (cuts you off), you instantly pull one space ahead of them. They may only pass you by rolling a 3 or higher (in this case your road rage does not take effect) | ![]() |
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| 16 | Tornado | Tornado | 2026-06-07 | maeve |
If someone is 1 space behind, ahead or on you, scatter them. Scatter!: 1-3-5: behind 2-4-6: 1/2 ahead * Use a die [?] us * On ur turn –> before moving | ![]() |
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| 17 | Tortoise | Tortoise | 2026-05-10 | clacktron |
You go fast. Real fast. Every roll is a 6. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | ![]() |
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| 18 | Tsunami | Tsunami | 2026-06-07 | maeve |
Ride the wave dude!!! If someone passes on you, roll a die. You both move for that amount. Then if other players are in the way, they come with you. | ![]() |
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| 19 | Volcano | Volcano | 2026-06-07 | maeve |
You are leaking lava :( Other players cannot land in the 2 spaces ahead or behind you. Move them 1 space out of the way [?] you [?] near them. | ![]() |
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